107 votesanonym commented
This should be done because well-worded and thought-provoking reviews are shunned aside from these "reviews". Take these film classics:
Brat Pitt's "review" of Psycho
"the biggest twist of this filmè is that norman bates is pretty hot"
Katie's "review" of Blade Runner
"not to be THAT BITCH or anything but Harrison Ford can slurp me like he slurps those noodles any day of the week"
truman segal's "review" of 2001: A Space Odyssey
"only saw this in theaters so that when pretentious people talk about it i can yawn"
Hannah's "review" of The Godfather
"haha they made that scene from zootopia into a movie"
Adrian Balboa's review of Easy Rider
"men are boring and so is this movie"